The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts
Is having all of your finals the same day even legal?
Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.
But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards
i told my mom about this post and she went ‘wait, you can do it with long sleeves? um, i’ll be right back’
You truly level up when you do it in a long sleeved shirt, with a sweater on, AND a cami underneath.
Meanwhile, I feel like I’ve never met a single dude who can remove a sweater without also pulling up the t-shirt they’re wearing underneath entirely. I’m sure these dudes exist somewhere. I’ve just never met one.
No no - you really level up when you can not only remove your bra from under three layers of clothing, but also put on a new one the same way.
I am more mystified by you than Hank Green is by the fact that the universe has "no edge".
See more nerdfighters pick up lines [here].
So women can wear beachwear all they want to football games, , but when men do it, they get kicked out? This is gender discrimination, folks.
It’s a damn shame. Such a fucking stupid double standard. Like for example, I can see a commercial about some woman in a bikini eating a burger with some football announcers saying how hot she is; not a peep from anyone. But when that Joe Boxer commercial came out where the guys jiggled their “bells” to the tune of Jingle Bells a bunch of people call it inappropriate.
If we sexualize women, why the fuck not men too?!
these are all the companies I know of that cater to Black women or that have a wide array of colours for us.
bless this post
It is so hard finding makeup brands that actually acknowledges dark skin women exist. This list is awesome.
this is very important
Anonymous asked: What's so bad about periods
- Blood comes out of your vagina for anywhere from 3-7 days
- That blood you lose can be around 4 tablespoons to a cup
- a cup of blood, vaginal mucus, and endometrial tissue
- You get cramps that will make you cry. You can vomit and/or pass out from them
- You will get horrible mood swings
- You get headaches
- Your breasts hurt so bad sometimes you can’t even touch them
- You get acne everywhere
- Your actual vagina could be sore
- Your feel constantly tired
- You have a constant fear of soaking through your pad/tampon
- You can’t lay a certain way in bed
- You take pill after pill and it still doesn’t help
- You bloat and gain weight
- You might have anemia (iron deficiency) which can not clot your blood causing so much blood loss it’ll be deadly
- You never feel full
- Everything irritates you
- You will cry a lot
- Once you get up in the morning, your center of gravity has shifted and all the blood settling in you during the night will now rush out of you causing you to clench your legs tightly to avoid leaking
- You get made fun of for having a period ?////?/?/
- You’re forced to go to school/work
- You get told that you’re overreacting
but ya know, fixing your dick discreetly in public is bad too
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
REBLOGGING FOR THAT GIF OMG
I feel like I’m sitting at dinner and just told them about snk fanfiction/tumblr
for one of my best friends who is more badass then any of these wonderful ladies combined.
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