OMG IM SCREAMING
i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed
I literally have no response to this.
Oh god, the sound I made was so inhuman, seriously
I’m pretty sure this has been on my blog like 12 different times but I will never not reblog this
I absolutely love this
i think breasts are great and as a lesbian they are something i find attractive
i don’t see a breastfeeding mother or a woman simply walking around and existing and having breasts as sexual????
idk men are fucking creeps basically
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
REASONS TO LOVE PROFESSOR MINERVA MCGONAGALL
Gumball just blew a dude in a bathroom
i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT
Anonymous asked: I'm sorry to bother, but do you have the tweet where ezra replied to the person asking about sky ferreira's arrest and he said how like "you can't arrest the sky" and "you can't give a parking ticket to the ocean" or something along those lines? thank you!!
my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me
How to navigate through a large crowd: Put pennies in a can & shake it, asking people to donate. Everyone will move to avoid you.
You can make Venn diagrams any shape you want, but society forces you to use circles. Ask yourself why, the next time you draw the angle-less shape.
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